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We make things that work better and last longer. Our products solve real problems with clean design and honest materials.
Sunshine, swagger, and South Philly pride — Skinny Joey’s Tanning Oil isn’t just a product, it’s a lifestyle. Designed for real ones who know loyalty shines brighter than gold, this tanning oil gives you that bold, rich glow while keeping your skin soft, smooth, and smelling like summer itself.
Made the Merlino way — with respect and premium ingredients — this signature formula blends Coconut, Jojoba, Olive, Aloe, and Watermelon Seed Oils for a deeply nourishing experience. Lightweight, fast-absorbing, and non-greasy, it enhances your natural tan while giving you that silky-smooth finish that turns heads from Philly to Miami.
Perfect for the beach, poolside, or rooftop vibes, Skinny Joey’s Tanning Oil keeps your skin glowing and your loyalty loud.
✅ Features:
• Fast-absorbing, non-greasy finish
• Enhances natural tanning results
• Ultra-hydrating with Aloe and Vitamin E
• Signature Skinny Joey vanilla scent
• Made in the USA — with style and respect
⚠️ Note:
This product does not contain sunscreen. Use responsibly. Reapply every 2 hours or after swimming. For external use only. Don't be a mook.